Forget playing “All Too Well”; one Texas man was all too eager to completely obliterate a Taylor Swift guitar. This unidentified rocker wannabe shelled out a whopping $4,000 just to grab the instrument—not to make sweet music, but to smash it to bits. Yes, you read that right. According to a video clip, he held the guitar for a hot minute before turning it into kindling.
Who knew there was such a market for Taylor Swift memorabilia you can destroy? The excitement in his eyes wasn’t for a new tune but for the impending demolition, making us wonder if he had a personal vendetta against T-Swizzle or was just channeling his inner rock god. After all, a rock star’s gotta do what a rock star’s gotta do.
If you’re scratching your head, thinking this sounds like a weird iteration of a Swiftie fever dream, you’re not alone. People have paid hefty sums for celebrity memorabilia before, but shelling out four grand to destroy it is next-level commitment. The video shows the whole wild spectacle, and let’s just say, it’s a performance Taylor herself would probably find fascinating.
Moral of the story? If you’re gonna invest in a piece of pop culture history, maybe keep it intact. Unless, of course, smashing stuff is your way of appreciating art; in that case, rock on.
Omg lol!!!! Guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar at a live auction for $4,000, only to destroy it 🔥🔥😭😭 pic.twitter.com/zj5kHdygbU
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) September 30, 2024
Mike Sanders